Description
Proudly represent your love for a mechanic with this funny and fierce design made for the queens of the garage! Featuring the bold statement:
"Assuming I'm Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake. I'm A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Mechanic. He Has Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People… And I Am His Queen."
Decorated with floral accents, interlocking heart hands, and vibrant pink fonts, this design is all about attitude, loyalty, and blue-collar love. Perfect for the wives who hold it down while their man keeps the engines running.
Crafted with durable yet cozy fabric, it’s ideal for casual wear, workdays, or mechanic family events.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is the ultimate piece for any mechanic’s proud queen.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@blueprintworks.co with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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